Salt-drawn eggplant batons coated in parmesan and almond flour, roasted on a rack until genuinely crisp. Served with pan-fried halloumi and a cucumber tzatziki made while the eggplant drains. The salting step is not optional — it's the difference between crispy and soggy.
Cut eggplant into batons roughly 7–8 cm long and 1.5 cm wide — a size that gives the best surface-area-to-interior ratio for crisping. Arrange in a single layer on a wire rack set over a sheet pan or the sink. Sprinkle the salt evenly over all sides and leave to drain for at least 30 minutes. You'll see moisture bead on the surface — this is the goal. Don't rush this step; it's what separates properly crisp fries from steamed, soggy ones.
Grate the cucumber on the coarse side of a box grater. Transfer to a clean tea towel and wring out firmly until very dry — more than you think necessary. A wet cucumber will make watery tzatziki. Combine with the yogurt, crushed garlic, dill, lemon juice, olive oil, and salt. Mix well, taste, adjust seasoning. Cover and refrigerate.
Preheat oven to 220°C. Line a large sheet pan with foil and place a wire rack on top — this is essential for airflow underneath the fries. Mix all coating ingredients together in a wide shallow bowl. Beat the eggs in a separate bowl with a splash of water.
Pat the eggplant batons completely dry with paper towel — press firmly, be thorough. Dip each baton into the egg wash, let the excess drip off, then press firmly into the coating on all sides, packing it on. Arrange on the rack in a single layer with space between each piece. Don't crowd them.
Roast at 220°C for 20–25 minutes. Flip each baton at the 12-minute mark using tongs. They're done when the coating is deep golden and crisp and the eggplant inside is completely tender when pierced. If your oven runs cool, add 3–5 minutes.
In the final 5–8 minutes of the eggplant's roasting time, heat a dry non-stick or cast-iron pan over medium-high heat — no oil needed, halloumi has enough fat. Add the slices in a single layer. Fry without moving for 2–3 minutes until deep golden. Flip and repeat. Serve immediately; halloumi toughens as it cools.
Plate the eggplant fries right out of the oven alongside the halloumi. Spoon tzatziki generously or serve in a small bowl for dipping. Everything should be eaten without delay — the eggplant fries soften quickly once off the rack.